Every so often, especially if you are a firstie in a company or regimental command position, you get “spirit missioned.” A spirit mission is an attempt by the fourth class cadets to steal something of yours and replace it with a funny object, or change the layout of something to create a laughable inconvenience. I never realized how funny/annoying spirit missions are, until I served on the Regimental Staff this fall.
The first spirit mission fell on the first day of classes. I forget which company did it, but one set of 4/c stole every four, five, and six-striper’s shoulder boards and replaced them with blank 4/c shoulder boards. However, they forgot to take our extra pairs…so I wore my extra pair as a reminder to follow through the next time. Unfortunately for me, the Class of 2018 took that lesson to heart…
Yesterday, I came back from liberty to discover that my combination cover (my white hat that mildly resembles a bus-driver’s) was missing. In its place, the Echo 4/c had left a pink Hello Kitty fedora, with my cadet insignia wrapped around it. We wear our combination covers for drill practice on Monday mornings, so I had to wear my Hello Kitty fedora instead. As if I didn’t stand out enough already in a bright pink hat amongst a sea of white hats, the Charlie 4/c replaced all our swords with brooms. Thankfully, we made a clean sweep of drill!
It’s good to see the morale. I hope the 4/c help keep it high as we prepare to BEAT KINGS POINT and get through the rest of the semester.
As always, if you need anything, email me at Peter.M.Driscoll@uscga.edu.
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